So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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