If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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