i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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