his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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