I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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