So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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