She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Someone shit on the floor
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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