Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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