I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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