Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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