At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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