So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I lost the right to judge tonight
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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