Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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