I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Shame - the story of my life.
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