I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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