just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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