I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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