I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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