wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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