try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize