Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm passing your future prison.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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