And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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