what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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