I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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