She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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