Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Randomize
