no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
