is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Someone shattered a urinal.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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