pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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