Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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