lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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