I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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