Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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