Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
this hospital has no fireball
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
