No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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