But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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