He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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