Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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