I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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