i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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