I'm jealous of your bromance
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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