Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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