Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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