you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You did what with his pubic hair?
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