we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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