My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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