So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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