What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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