Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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