why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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