my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I am one with the molecules
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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