I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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