Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I supernannyed him into submission
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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