Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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